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It's the details that aggravate.
The Mirage is a great hotel but our toilet seat won't stay up. You lift it and it teases you, it stays up for about 1 second, then it falls. I can't pee with it down because Jeanne won't like the 'potential misses' as I correct my aim. The solution?

I have to stand at the side of the toilet, hold up the lid with my left knee and then pee while standing on one leg. The ignomy of it all!!!