Zumanity

Went to see the Cirque show Zumanity last night. I, for one, wouldn't call it Zumanity but rather, 'Two Fat Chicks, a Couple of Gay Guys & Tits Everywhere'. As a show, it wasn't great but I was certainly entertained by the tits.

The S&M acts were strange. I wasn't sure if I should clap or let her recover on her own. I mean, would you clap when someone uses autoerotic asphysixiation? I think not!

The emcee is a bodybuilder in drag. High heels, stockings, garter belts and all. Shit, from the back of the stage I saw him and I was expecting to see a new pair. Then he walks out. Ughhh not a nice surprise...

Retail price for tickets is $95. If you come to Las Vegas, skip this one.

I have spoken...