Restless Leg Syndrome

Do you have a hard time falling asleep?
Do you get a 'creepy crawly' feeling as you try to get some rest?
Do you find yourself with a nervous tension keeping you awake at night?
Does your partner always suffer bruises from laying beside you?
Does the 'thump' of a sleeping body falling on the floor continually wake you?
Are you tired of having sexual encounters always involving a sense of danger?
Are the constant jerking off jokes really getting on your nerves?

Here at Offhand Medical, we understand you. We know you can't help it, you have restless leg syndrome. There's no shame in this! You need not keep the affliction under the covers! Just be cause you jerk, doesn't mean you are one!

Improve the quality of your life! End your suffering with our new proven technique! We have the solution you have been waiting for! Through diligent historical research, our crack staff has found an age old cure that is guaranteed to end your long, arduous search for a cure!

We have just passed FDA approval and in our extensive clinical trials, we have achieved a 100% success rate! How did we achieve this amazing result? We decided to put or foot down and spare no expense in running down all the possible remedies. Our philosophy revolves around going for the root of the problem and not simply masking the symptoms. We are the leaders in the field and we are sure that we have a leg up on the competition...hands down!

It's simple really, with our new amputatus therapy, you'll be in and out in less than 1/2 hour! Think of it, 1/2 hour for a lifetime of sound, refreshing sleep! We can even modify the procedure for both legs!

Come to our office for a free consultation!
Offhand Medical
12 Remove Lane
Limb, AK 45690